How To Eat Oysters

A brief guide to the fine art of oyster eating.

Step 1:
On a sunny afternoon bundle dogs, family, friends, and a chilly bin full of oysters and wine into the oldest, rustiest Land Cruiser you can find.

Step 2:
Head to the nearest beach, and jump straight in for a swim.

Step 3:
Crack open a bottle of crisp white wine (or even better, champagne) and take a sip. Ahhh.

Step 4:
Open your chilled oysters, and eat as many as you can before anyone else counts them.

Step 5:
Sit back, relax, and watch the afternoon go by. Afternoon naps are encouraged.

Easy huh?